ComedyMoira chauffeurs Alexis and Twyla on their girls' night out at a bar, doling out unsolicited romantic advice. At the motel, Roland builds a "man cave" in the office instead of doing actual work, forcing Johnny to reconsider Roland's employment. With Stevie's help, Patrick rearranges some products in the store to illustrate David's inability to compromise, and David tries his best to conciliate.
ComedyMoira prepares for her one-woman show "One Crazy Summer: the Patty Hearst Story," at the annual Schitt's Creek Asbestos Fest, but with its intricate, complex dance routine, Moira worries she won't be able to pull it off. Meanwhile, David basks in the constant flattery from a group of teens who hang around the store, but is livid when Alexis points out it might be a big charade. Johnny looks to hire new help for the motel and Roland claims to have the perfect man for the job.
ComedyJosh Futturman feels stuck in his dead-end job as a janitor so all he really does is play Biotic Wars, an unbeatable videogame the rest of the world has given up on. But when Josh beats the game, mysterious visitors from the future appear: the world is in danger, and Josh is the only one who can save it.
ComedyMoira believes she is the cause of a man's death at the motel and fears the legal repercussions. Johnny and Stevie attempt to keep the motel guests distracted while they deal with the removal of the dead body. Alexis helps Ted interview candidates for the vet clinic and uses some unconventional interview techniques. At the store, Patrick and David test the waters of their new relationship.
ComedyAbbi Jacobson, Josh Charles, Amber Tamblyn, Jane Krakowski and Jillian Bell salute Margaret Sanger's crusade for accessible birth control, the creation of the Kinsey scale, and Gloria Steinem's undercover work at The Playboy Club.
ComedyAfter Johnny finds a positive pregnancy test in Alexis's garbage, Johnny and Moira consider the potential implications of an expected pregnancy, but when Johnny tries to broach the subject with Alexis, she is distracted with her college enrollment application. David and Patrick desperately search for a place to hook up, and are forced to consider Stevie's offer of a private space.
ComedyQ, Sal, Murr and Joe compete in a focus group face-off, convincing people that their TV show ideas are the tops, and the losers might get run out of town when they reveal their financial mismanagement plan to charity donors.
ComedyFrancine is happy watching vapid morning talk shows and ignoring real world news. When she decides to surprise Stan at work she accidentally discovers that Stan has been running her favorite show in an attempt to shelter her from the real world. Francine turns to Roger who leads her into the twisted world of conspiracy theories. Meanwhile, Steve and Klaus help Snot’s family move into a new apartment.
ComedyWhen Sheldon petitions Wil Wheaton to appear on the new Professor Proton show, Wil offers a role to Amy instead; Penny gets angry when she thinks the female protagonist in Leonard’s novel is based on her.
ComedyHaving had their memories erased by ambitious master architect Michael (Ted Danson), Eleanor (Kristen Bell), Chidi (William Jackson Harper), Tahani (Jameela Jamil) and Jason (Manny Jacinto) again settle into the Good Place, unaware of what has previously transpired...except that Eleanor discovers the one clue she had left for herself and attempts to piece things together.
ComedyRoger turns his attention to Steve's friend Snot who teaches him about Hanukkah, prompting him to convert to Judaism. Roger then decides to make Hanukkah more popular than Christmas by stealing Santa's powers, and becoming Schmanta Claus.
ComedyJack Griffin (Glenn Howerton) is a Harvard philosophy scholar who loses out on his dream job and goes to work as a high school Advanced Placement biology teacher in his hometown of Toledo, Ohio. He quickly makes it clear he will not be teaching any biology, however, and, realizing he has a room full of overachieving honor roll students at his disposal, decides instead to use the kids to enact revenge on his rival and take the job that is rightfully his. Eager to prove that he is still king of the castle, Principal Durbin (Patton Oswalt) struggles to control the force of nature that is Jack Griffin.
ComedyWhen Luke goes missing after a night out in a sketchy neighborhood, Manny, Phil and Gloria team up to track him down. Meanwhile, Haley is desperate to land an interview with the creator of a popular lifestyle website and interrupts Alex during one of her college classes. Alex’s professor, Arvin Fennerman (Chris Geere), then proceeds to try and give Haley a piece of his mind.
ComedyJanet (D'Arcy Carden) creates a big problem for Michael (Ted Danson). Meanwhile, Eleanor (Kristen Bell) lets Chidi (William Jackson Harper) in on a secret, and Jason (Manny Jacinto) puts Tahani (Jameela Jamil) in a difficult position.
ComedyMichael (Ted Danson) approaches things from a new angle. Eleanor (Kristen Bell), Chidi (William Jackson Harper), Tahani (Jameela Jamil) and Jason (Manny Jacinto) struggle to make a collective decision.
ComedyJack leaves his class unattended and lands himself in "teacher jail" after one of his students suffers a minor injury. Initially, Jack enjoys the paid time off, but the situation takes a turn when the resulting investigation targets Durbin. Meanwhile, Helen acts as the substitute teacher in Jack's absence, much to the students' dismay.
ComedySal, Murr, Q and Joe climb to the Top of the Rock for some awkward interactions, then "wet" appetites at a bagel shop. And the big loser suits up - or down - for a run across the Brooklyn Bridge that's anything but inspiring.
ComedyChidi (William Jackson Harper) and Eleanor (Kristen Bell) tackle a famous ethical dilemma, leading to a conflict with Michael (Ted Danson). Meanwhile, Tahani (Jameela Jamil) harbors a secret and confides in Janet (D'Arcy Carden).
ComedyIn 1969, Josh, Tiger and Wolf launch a mission to infiltrate a fraternity party and prevent Dr. Kronish from contracting herpes—but the destruction they’ve left in their wake quickly catches up with them.
ComedyNate, Robin and the kids are headed from Syracuse to Ft. Lauderdale in a janky mini van instead of flying. Between truckers, aggressive drivers and road side breakfast spots, nothing is really what it seems on the road.
ComedyMurr, Sal, Joe and Q enlist shoppers to help them avoid a security guard out to get them, and the guys get spacey while teaching about UFOs. Plus, the big loser faces the wrath of a crowd of rockers who are ready to rumble.
ComedyRebecca, abandoned at the altar by her obsession, Josh, works to plot her revenge with the help of Paula, Heather and Valencia. It might be a bit tough to figure out, since he ran off the day of the wedding to become a priest. Meanwhile, White Josh and Darryl have some problems to work on and Paula and Scott confront some unusual issues in their marriage. Scott Michael Foster guest stars.
ComedyRaj finds himself in the middle of a domestic drama when he learns the woman he’s dating, Nell (guest star BETH BEHRS), has a very upset husband, Oliver (guest star WALTON GOGGINS). Also, when Sheldon rents his old room back for a quiet place to work, he drives Leonard crazy by being a model tenant.
ComedyWhen the local bookstore chooses Miles' new book as their "staff pick," Jack instructs his students to get jobs at the store in order to change the pick from the inside. Meanwhile, Principal Durbin struggles to assert his authority while attempting to make budget cuts.
ComedyQuestlove, Method Man, Raven-Symone and more celebrate the early history of hip hop, the man known for inventing Motown, Berry Gordy, and "Star Trek" actress Nichelle Nichols's incredible activism on and off the TV screen.
ComedyTiffany Haddish, Evan Rachel Wood, Busy Philipps and Mandy Moore pay tribute to the first woman to fight in the Revolutionary War and receive a pension, a museum curator who saved art from the Nazis and Civil War hero Clara Barton.
ComedyTaran Killam, Jerry O'Connell and Bob Odenkirk explore the lives of Jack Parsons, an occultist and rocket scientist; W.C. Minor, the man who helped write the Oxford English Dictionary; and Rasputin, adviser to Tsar Nicholas II.
ComedyClaire's request to build a "She Shed" in their backyard is denied by the homeowners association and only Luke and Phil know the real reason why. Meanwhile, Pameron lets Cam in on a family secret that forces him to visit Mitch's therapist to work through this new information.
ComedyThanks to some kind of error, Eleanor Shellstrop (Kristen Bell), an ordinary woman, enters the afterlife and is sent to the Good Place - which is definitely not where she belongs. While hiding in plain sight from Michael (Ted Danson), the wise architect of the Good Place who is unaware that he's made a mistake, she's determined to shed her old way of living and discover the awesome person within. Helping Eleanor navigate her new surroundings are Chidi (William Jackson Harper), her kind, open-hearted "soulmate" who sees the good in people but finds himself facing quite a dilemma; her frustratingly perfect new neighbors, Tah
ComedyTiger and Wolf decide it’s time for Dr. Kronish to die. Josh reluctantly agrees to help—but when he realizes he can’t go through with it, he finds himself caught in Tiger and Wolf’s sights instead.
ComedyWhen Sheldon kicks Amy out to work solo, she and Leonard bond during a series of science experiments. Meanwhile, Bert, the geologist, replaces Howard in his band, “Footprints on the Moon,” and Sheldon finds Penny a surprising source of scientific inspiration.
ComedyIn the eleventh season premiere, Amy gives Sheldon an answer to his proposal, while Howard and Bernadette struggle with some unexpected news. LAURIE METCALF returns as Sheldon’s mother, Mary; RIKI LINDHOME returns as Ramona; and STEPHEN HAWKING returns as Himself.
ComedyIn the season premiere, Jay forces the family to take their family vacation on a houseboat on a lake in an effort to create memories that will last long after he’s gone. Meanwhile, Mitchell runs into an old flame that opens some old wounds; Cam has to stay out of the sun at all costs; Phil and Claire try out some adventureous excursions; and the kids’ quest for a good time may not be as fun as they expected.
ComedyWhen Claire lands a big opportunity for Pritchett’s Closets, Jay expects a little validation for his contribution; and Pam’s ex-boyfriend Bo (James Van Der Beek) shows up and Mitchell sees this as the perfect opportunity to get Pam out of the house. Meanwhile, Luke and Alex stumble upon a successful online business that finally gets them on their feet.
ComedyTo discover who would be most qualified to be Best Man and Maid of Honor at their wedding, Sheldon and Amy subject their friends to a series of secret experiments; Penny reveals her true feelings about Amy.
ComedyTom Green recounts his experience with the president on "The Celebrity Apprentice, Michael McDonald tries to teach comedy to Faye Dunaway, and Brad Williams has to judge his identity for a celebrity golf tournament.
ComedyIn the wake of the disastrous attempt to assassinate Dr. Kronish, Tiger and Wolf kick Josh off the mission. When they realize their Time Travel Device (TTD) is compromised, Josh makes a deal: if he can get them more fuel, they’ll let him back on the team.
ComedyEleanor (Kristen Bell) tries to prove to Chidi (William Jackson Harper) that she is worthy of his help. Meanwhile, Tahani (Jameela Jamil) and Jianyu (Manny Jacinto) try to help Michael (Ted Danson) feel better about the unknown flaw in his Neighborhood. D'Arcy Carden also stars.
ComedyEleanor (Kristen Bell), Chidi (William Jackson Harper), Tahani (Jameela Jamil) and Jason (Manny Jacinto) consider just how much they have (or have not) improved. Michael (Ted Danson) is left to deal with the consequences of his recent actions.
ComedyRebecca Bunch (Rachel Bloom) is a successful, driven, and possibly crazy young woman who impulsively gives up everything - her partnership at a prestigious law firm and her upscale apartment in Manhattan - in a desperate attempt to find love and happiness in that exotic hotbed of romance and adventure: suburban West Covina, Calif. (it's only two hours from the beach! Four in traffic). Donna Lynne Champlin, Santino Fontana, Vincent Rodriguez III and Pete Gardner also star.
ComedySketches include Fox & Friends Cold Open (featuring Alec Baldwin), Natalie Announcer Monologue, Revolutionary War (featuring Rachel Dratch and Tina Fey), Stranger Things 3, Natalie Rap #2 (featuring Andy Samberg), Weekend Update (featuring Kate and Cecily as Brigitte Bardot and Catherine Deneuve, Pete talks about his Dockers Commercial and Kenan as Uncle Willie), Alien Lover, Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards Orange Carpet, First Lady, Bunny, and Goodnights & Credits. Check out these selected sketches and segments from each of this season's episodes, so you can make every night a Saturday Night.
ComedyRebecca goes home to Westchester where she draws closer to her mother and tries to find a way forward. The friends and co-workers she left behind, including Paula and Nathaniel, struggle with their emotions regarding her departure.
ComedyThe Chris Gethard Show is giving the people what they want - pets! Chris welcomes back friends and mischievous comedy scoundrels Paul Scheer and Jason Mantzoukas, and we're demanding that viewers show us their animal companions. By the end of the night, one lucky pet will be awarded a special visit from Chris Gethard.
ComedyAfter leaving his real estate firm to strike out on his own, Phil decides a solo camping trip in the wild will be just what he needs to boost his confidence. Meanwhile, Mitchell’s plan to teach Cam a lesson in gullibility and Lily a lesson in responsibility backfires.
ComedyRebecca faces some fears in therapy while Paula brings a new friend to work. Scott Michael Foster, Pete Gardner, Vella Lovell, David Hull, Vincent Rodriguez III and Gabrielle Ruiz also star and Parvesh Cheena guest stars.
ComedyMichael (Ted Danson) finds himself in a bind. Meanwhile, Eleanor (Kristen Bell) sparks an idea that has Chidi (William Jackson Harper), Tahani (Jameela Jamil), Jason (Manny Jacinto) and even Janet (D'Arcy Carden) laying their feelings on the line.